If you're in Uganda and despare hasn't landed you into fraudster,get a sit bro.If you have ever gotten yourself sitted in a meeting only to find out your dealing with AIM GLOBAL NIGGAS posing in kiyembe fabricated suits with one pair of shoes through out the week,That's even a fair trap than what I'm about to share to you ...
Y'ALL niggas be saying people from JINJA (BASOGA) are dense,kumbe NIGGAS are TOP NOTCH IN FRAUD.
Sitted somewhere in Ndeeba having Breakfast ,my very closest guy calls in,Nigga is calm and instantly asks me to find a quiet spot so that we talk ,a thing I did.
"Eyo bro it's you who understands this dollar thing"
I was like yeah whatsapp??
Nigga is like he had received a call from a long time fella who now happens to operate n reside in Jinja..and YO I was like bro be brief I got no time for a long crafty jazz on phone.
IN HIS WORDS he says that long time buddy called him and he was like he gat a colleague who resides with his jajja but got dollars from the jajja's deceased ex-serviceman from Somalia and guess what my next question was 🤣 😄 🤣 ??
THE MONEY MIND IN ME wanted to know how much was it so that I happen to flex n calculate what the niggas might be having..
Within a blink,a sample photo had hit my whatsap inbox,on checking,the guys had laid different dollar notes of 100,50,20 n 10 in grass definitely signaling and affirming how deep in the village they are and green about dollars..
BOBI WINE SAID MAN MADE MONEY BUT MONEY MADE MAN MAD 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣
I redialled and now wanted to speak to the village guys direct 😄 🤣..
Speaking on phone,the guy had a broken lusoga-ganda accent but that wasn't the issue as long as I cud grasp some, But again the curiosity in me,I quickly asked the SOURCE of the money so that i get it from the horse's mouth and Boom Nigga was like 'I HAVE A COLLEAGUE, HE STAYS WITH HIS OLD UNCLE WHO LOST HIS SON WHO WAS SERVING IN MOGADISHU BUT HE LEFT THEM WITH DOLLARS BUT THEY TOTALLT HAVE ZERO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DOLLARS"
so I was like what do u want us to do for you,??? The reply was "ALL WE WANT IS SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US COME,VERIFY THE MONEY ,THEN HELP US EXCHANGE SO THAT WE GET UGX AND HAPPEN TO SHARE"
Bros reading this,do u know what I was thinking at the moment????? HEHE ALOT but again i was like u mean in rhe whole of JINJA, there are no forex bureaus to help u exchange?? And the old mzee along with his fraud sons said they don't trust anyone that's why one had to call his old friend in KAMPALA. HHHHHHOOOHHHO NOW Here is what raised my nervousness and anxiety, remember my guy had handed it all to me though he was on a conference call as I asked all those qtns..
SO MY NEXT QTN WAS HOW MUCH IS THE MONEY AND THE REPLY GOT ME MOVING TO A MORE QUIETER PLACE.IN THIS WHOOPING ECONOMY NIGGA WAS LIKE THEY GOT 2 BUNDLES OF 100 DOLLAR 💵 NOTES,2 BUNDLES OF 50 DOLLAR 💵 NOTES and in simple calculations this had already mounted to 40k dollars and other 20 and 10 notes of which they showed no interest in but their focus was so much on the 50 & 100 notes.
At that moment I was like "NSENSEBUSE" to the guy who had involved me in the then confirmed deal 😄 🤣
So as a kampala smart nigha,I told these guys on phone to send fuel money cos I couldn't risk my car and fuel into a gig I wasn't so sure of and niggas were ALL WE GOT IS THE DOLLARS ,IF POSSIBLE U GET FUEL,AFTER THE EXCHANGE WE SHALL BALANCE IT ALL AND DEDUCT THE EXPENSES, I was like hmmmm,but let them off the phone and called my nigga again to reaffirm whether he knows the guy,n nigga was like 👍. Awo my central nervous system started boiling again.
Long story short,I brought the car and nigga filled it half way-and within a blink we were jinja-kamuli-bupadengo........ But remember in my mind I never had anything like these guys would ask for money, all I had was like me as a person who understands dollars, I'm to help them together with my guy exchange and then share..
On reaching the place, every one in the area was looking at the car,little did I know that they were all in the game as awhole village 🤔 😏. As we accelerated to the so called mzee House,there was an unfinished house with men sitted outside of it but all looking as if they were surprised to see young men driving themselves KUMBE they were all MAFIAS.But my insintics told me something is not right and guess what I did????
I quickly turned the car to face where we had come from 😄 🤣 such that in case of anything, an ignition then accelerate to the main road...
As they welcomed us,a mzee tailed himself in KAGUTA'S ROUND HAT 👒 AND A funny coat with one hand inside holding something later I realised was a black kavera with bundles of dollars inside,but as all that was going on,other people in the area were in surveillance one thing I noticed later as we returned to kla that they were keeping a watch 👁 to see whether we had come with money or not .
Within a blink,mzee got some samples of wic I attested and verified were legit but my instincts rose again when I asked to check the rest of the bundles and he insisted not to.and to me that was a red flag ..
GUESS WHAT I TOLD THEM,
I was like guys ,ur money is legit,....Hhhhhhaaa the graduated cornman (mzee) was like ooh my son thank you so much for being honest,quickly narrated how the first guy sneaked out with a bundle of 100 notes and never got back,,,... hmmmm I was like eeeh ,uve been scammed already??????? To my ignorance I had started gaining trust and quickly concluded that may be mzee is now scared of being scammed again..
I was like mzee apparently the dollar is @3680ugx that means u are getting brrrrrrr and mzee quickly interjected "MY SON, I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE RATE IS,ME I WANT 200K FROM EVERY 100 NOTE"
BRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN my head calculations were boiling like water in a pacolator ,already saw myself in a garage changing my car tyres,and so forth to an extent of even seeing a need of changing car to a new one cos I had already seen a blossoming deal remember the way mzee had portrayed himself as a "FALLA"
MUNNANGE, mzee was like" nze kasita ompa eza Uganda nenzireka wano nebwontwala e kampala okumala week"
But mind u,the other guys we found sitted were busy scanning what we are upto,.
NOW AS city born,I told them bannange ME I Don't buy dollars, I was contacted to come verify and help u guys exchange, KUMBE that was our SAVIOUR STATEMENT coz immediately mzee noticed we didn't come with money,he moved away and went to his ka small house little did we know that we was signaling to the village mates that it was a FAKE -CATCH.
Now signals in me arouse when I engaged them for a 100 dollar 💵 note so that could cater for our fuel as we promised to look for potential buyers to help them out in full..
Omusoga YAKOBA NNTI BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- BABA YADEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAA.
I told my guy let's go but less minded about fuel cos we thought it was a genuine deal with high hopes of a refund after we get potential buyers or even us to get money and go buy dollars cheaply 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂..
NOW HERE IS HOW WE GOT SAVED FROM THAT HUGE PRANK SCAM
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Jokingly, texted my other champion brother of mine teasingly telling him "OLINAMU KU SSENTE NKUWE DEAL"
and nigga was like bro I told u "IF ITS AMONEY DEAL,WAKE ME UP EVEN IF ITS 3:00AM IN THE NIGHT" 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄
Munnange, I narrated the story however in brief and nigga was like bro that is a scam,nigga quickly forwarded me links and proof of guys narrating the same story ,GUESS WHAT I DID,instead of worrying I instantly burst into laughter cos I cudnot believe we had fallen victims of fraud..esp by the so called disguised tribe in UGANDA.
I shared the links too to the NIGGA who had brought the deal as he was like YYYYYYEEEEIIII.
Now as I deeply dived into stories online,I learnt that Had we gone with money 💰 in cash to.buy the dollars cheaply so that we sell them highly, we would have lost either life,or the car itself cos its a cartel of the whole village including the police,
The police knows everything that is being done in the area and the whole village is in the project..
BE VIGILANT AND CAUTIOUS ,DONT FALL VICTIMS
Cos me who had plans of changing my car tyres and taking to DK for modifications or even swap it for a newer cat 😄 🤣 😂 ended in shambles ..
Stay blessed